FupDuckTV

Welcome to the 2nd annual Mustache March!!! Once again we put down our razors and salute the ability to grow facial hair. Why are we doing this, because we can. Go for it and grow that `stache.

Last year, I grew the most god offal sorry excuse for a mustache. It really looked like my face went on strike. After 31 days I barely had anything to show for it; some stringy fuzz. But I did it and that is what mattered.

Once again, There are a few rules for Mustache March:

1. Do not shave your mustache from Mar 1st thru Mar 31th.
2. If you going to groom your `stache, Make sure you don’t completely remove it. That would be bad.
3. No beards or goatees. This is about the Mustache, not facial hair in general.
4. Don’t let your spouse or significant other talk you out if Mustache March.
5. Be proud of your mustache.
6. Name your mustache.

By the way, my mustache’s name is “The Inspector“.

Some people might ask “what you are doing” or “what is that thing on your face?” You need to be ready for these questions, so I have prepared a few prepared answers to “Why are you growing a Mustache?” Once again, feel free to use any of the following responses:

• My upper lip was cold.
• I have a horrible scar under there.
• My eye brows wanted to have some company.
• I lost a bet.
• I feel more powerful with it.
• It makes me feel more like a man.
• The guys down at the firehouse were making fun of me.
• The part I’m playing in (pick a movie or play) calls for it.
• I am studying to become a Cop.
• The guys at FupDuckTV.com told me too.
• It’s Mustache March, Duh!

Can think of some other responses?

Tags: Rant // 1 Comment »