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Coca-Cola has been around since 1891 and has established itself as THE beverage powerhouse of the world. The company is traded on the Stock Market under the symbol KO and has done traditionally well.

A company the size of Coca-Cola size has got to hold some secrets. The exact formula is considered a tightly guarded industry trade secret. It is widely known that Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine. But what other secrets does Coca-Cola hold in their past and present?

From painstaking journalistic research, I may have discovered many of the secrets that Coca-Cola holds. My sources tell me that allegedly the following details about Coca-Cola may be true:

• Coca-Cola employs a small army of armed guards that defend their world headquarters.
• The Coca-cola world headquarters is actually located three thousand feet under Atlanta GA in a fortified underground bunker.
• In the 1930’s, Coca-Cola sent armed men to fledgling beverage companies that attempted to make beverages similar to their beverage. Coca-Cola now sends lawyers instead (but they too are armed).
• Coca-Cola secretly paid President Calvin Coolidge $1 million dollars to drink Coca-Cola during his inauguration speech in the winter of 1925.
• Products of The Coca-Cola Company are consumed at the rate of more than 1.5 billion drinks per day.
• Every month 30 million drinks are ejected from the nose of a laughing drinker.
• During the Vietnam war, shipments of Coca-Cola sent to Vietnam were laced with a mild experimental sedative to subdue Vietnamese would-be aggression.
• The Coca-Cola syrup is produced in 500,000 gallon batches.
• Each batch of the Coca-Cola syrup calls for one ground fresh water oyster shell and the tails of two ferrets.
• Aside from water, there are only two common ingredients in Coke and Coke Zero.
• Coca-Cola is in the early planning stages of a hostile take-over of Alcoa, the largest North American supplier of Aluminum
• Regular Coke has a negative effect on the potency of Erectile Dysfunction (ED) drugs. Conversely, Diet Coke has a measurable positive effect on ED drugs.

Do you drink Coke?

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