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Martin from Toledo OH asks, “Which is better… Sideboob or Underboob?”

Well Martin, I am glad you asked this question. This is a topic that I am well versed on. I am a self-proclaimed expert on sideboobs, underboobs and breasts in general. I am the “Breast Oracle” and you have come to the right place.

Women have sometimes been referred to as the fairer sex or weaker gender. I beg to differ. Women have some amazing weapons at their disposal, far more than anything any man brings to the table. A woman’s breasts are just one of her weapon of mass destruction used to render men helpless. It only takes the right glance and a man’s freewill is completely surrendered to her control.

A woman displaying her cleavage as ‘a means to an ends’ has been around and used since even before the time of Cleopatra and Helen of Troy (the tits that launched a thousand ships). Cleavage happens when breasts are squeezed together making them appear larger than they really are (a wonderful technique). Without cleavage, motor-boating wound only be enjoyed on lakes.

Any woman can achieve cleavage with the right bra. Brassiere science in the last 20 years has engineered some amazing advances in cleavage production. Some bra manufacturers claim to increase a woman’s cup size by two full sizes. Even women with little to no chests at all can appear ample with the right bra.

When a woman displays her plumage to attract a suitable mate, sideboob and underboob are significantly more difficult to achieve than traditional cleavage. Sideboob and underboob are the standing back-flip to cleavage’s basic somersault.

When it comes to discussions of breasts, sideboob and underboob are relatively new terms; made popular only within the last ten years. Some of our readers might not know what sideboob and underboob are. Both of these terms describe the portion of a woman’s breasts that are exposed while wearing any particular shirt, bathing suit, dress, lingerie or other article of clothing. Sideboob is the area of the breast from the ribcage to the nipple. The side of the boob… just like it sounds. And likewise, Underboob is the area of the breast from the nipple to just under the breast. The under part of the boob… also just like it sounds.

Both of these bold displays originally appeared at the beach and pool, but are now also showing up everywhere from celebrities red-carpets movie premieres to casual dinners at the Olive Garden. Sideboobs and underboobs take women with confidence because it shows off more than what society traditionally accepts. Also, both displays take a certain sense of adventure; at any given moment a wardrobe malfunction could happen displaying more than she might want to display (this is often referred to as a Nip Slip).

So, which is better… Sideboob or Underboob? I would have to say without a doubt, Underboobs are better! The underboob is something very few women can actually achieve; I’d say less than 1% of women have tried showing the underboob in public.

Unlike cleavage and sideboob, underboob can not be achieved just by wearing the right bra. With underboob, the breasts are dangling naturally out of the bottom of what she is wearing. There is no strap or cup to assist with lift. The slightest imperfection will be on full display if she doesn’t come with the perfect tits.

So, now I want to hear from you. Which do you think is better? Women, have any of you ever been bold enough to try these techniques (even in the privacy of your own home)?

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