Impopotox
Impopotox
Im·pop·o·tox (im-pop-oh-tok)
-noun
Substance in beverages that makes people act erratically.
Until recently, the existence of Impopotox was unknown, undiscovered and undetectable. Impopotox is found in most beverages, but significant quantities have been found in alcoholic beverages. The effects of Impopotox include erratic behavior, poor life choices, low self-esteem and an insatiable hunger for attention. The effects of Impopotox are especially strong on celebrities and reality TV stars.
An Impopotox abuser unknowingly develops a dependency upon beverages that contain this substance. Scientists have as of yet been able to isolate or determine the chemical make-up of Impopotox. Impopotox is different from alcohol which has a nearly immediate effect; the effects of impopotox build up over time.
There is an underground anarchist movement centered in Los Angeles California seeking to isolate Impopotox into pill form. It is theorized that if Impopotox becomes street available, the entire state of California will fall into the Pacific Ocean; not from an earthquake, but rather from their own cumulative stupidity.
The effects of Impopotox have been able to explain the activities of celebrities such as Robert Downey Jr., Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Nick Nolte, Hugh Grant, Wesley Snipes and Mel Gibson.
Please let us know if you feel that you might be under the effects of Impopotox.
